3 Ways You Can Survive an Alien Invasion

May 19, 2009

Let’s face it, aliens are among us. While the true intentions of these mysterious intruders are unknown, there’s no doubt that their actions are nefarious. It’s your right—your civic responsibility—to learn the skills necessary to protect yourself, your loved ones, and, ultimately, your planet. Here are 3 ways to do just that thanks to The Alien Invasion Survival Handbook:

1. HEAD FOR THE HILLS. The safest place during an alien invasion is away from major urban centers. Head for isolated rural locations or wilderness areas, but be prepared to evacuate at a moment’s notice. Note that your biggest threat, apart from the aliens, will be from desperate gun-toting brigands who will want to take advantage of your preparations. Avoid fleeing masses as much as possible.

2. SEEK ALTERNATIVE FORMS OF TRANSPORTATION. You and millions of other people will be attempting to get out of the major urban centers at the same time, probably on foot. Consider the use of older vehicles without electronic circuitry what could be immobilized by the aliens’ electromagnetic pulses. Now is the time to oil that rusty bicycle chain.

3. GO TO GROUND. Subterranean environments, such as caves and mining shafts, make ideal fortresses against invading aliens. The provide protection not only from being located, but also from death rays and other forms of alien weaponry. They can also act as a base from which to launch your guerrilla campaign against the alien invaders. Forays can be made above ground for food and other essentials. 

Whatever happens, don’t be caught off guard. The future of the human race may depend upon you!

Learn more about The Alien Invasion Survival Handbook here.

 

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